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Hi, I'm Hailey. I'm a full time internet person with a side job as a high schooler. I dabble in the occupations of music-listening person, reading books person, writing short stories person, and Tumblr person.

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2013-10-28 21:25:54 by stonedsoccermom

yo whattup homie #yoloswag

Tricked you, I'm not about that life. I'm just your average fourteen-year-old high school girl that listens to death metal, is an amateur skateboarder, a Tumblr addict, and a fail at honors algebra. I have no shame. Sometimes.

I can't draw art for shit! But, I can do pretty well with words. In fact, I'm even a published author. I'm going to get a short story published online for this literary magazine in upcoming November 2013. *celebratory dance* Uh... yeah...

In other news, I really, really like to rant. I also am told I have a GREAT sense of humor. That is, if you like dirty jokes... Sorry, I'm disgusting. I can tone it down if you like. Please don't not talk to me because of my corrupt mind. I can be perfectly normal. Though, yet again, what is normal?

If you would like to contact me on another chat platform, please feel free to message me and maybe we can set something up.

For now -
Snapchat: @stonedsoccermom

Feel free to ask if I have anything else and MAYBE I'll oblige.

*exits, wondering what I've gotten myself into*

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